rubybellucci:

*watches anaconda video*

me: *does 100 squats*

Sep 18 13:31 with 28,718 notes

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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(Source: fruitcrocs)

Sep 18 13:29 with 68,738 notes

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(Source: uncooler)

Sep 17 18:41 with 608,049 notes

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)

Sep 17 15:57 with 1,154,378 notes
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